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This guy was walking on the beach.  As he was walking he saw a woman with no
arms and no legs laying by the shoreline. While he began to walk past her she
called him over.."Excuse me sir but can you come here for a sec."   "ok , what
do you want"he said.  "Well as you can see why, I've never been kissed before
do you think you can kiss me"she said.  "Well alright, I guess" he replied.
After he kissed her he began to walk away, but once again she called him
over.."Excuse me sir but do you think you can come here again"  "What is it
now!..."he said as he walked near her again.  "Well as you can see why, I've
never been fucked before..Do you think you can fuck me?". she said.  The man
replied "Sure!".  He picked her up tossed her in the ocean and said "Your
fucked Now!!!"
   




	
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