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	Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy

Star Wars

 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" 
  9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
  8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." 
  7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
  6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 
  4. "Sorry about the mess..."
  3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
  2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
  1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

The Empire Strikes Back

 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." 
  9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
  8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
  7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
  6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 
  5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
  4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled 
      up like that, huh kid?"
  3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 
  2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" 
  1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

Return of the Jedi:

 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
  9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will 
      call me master."
  8. "I never knew I had it in me."
  7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
  6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you 
      almost got it.  Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
  5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." 
  4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
  3. "She's gonna blow!"
  2. "I think you'll fit in nicely." 
  1. "Rise, my friend."


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