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HUM: The Village People Meets Star Wars (***)
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Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")
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(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker).
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YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said<BR>
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said<BR>
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I<BR>
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*<BR>
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am<BR>
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you<BR>
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say<BR>
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*<BR>
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You must be here to see Y.O.D.A<BR>
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.<BR>
He's 900 years old!<BR>
He's so strong in the Force!<BR>
Do your Jedi Diploma course!<BR>
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You must be here to see Y.O.D.A<BR>
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A<BR>
Come and get yourself clean!<BR>
Come and have a good meal!<BR>
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!<BR>
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YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into<BR>
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this<BR>
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got<BR>
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*<BR>
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is<BR>
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be<BR>
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is<BR>
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*<BR>
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You must be here to see Y.O.D.A<BR>
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.<BR>
He's 900 years old!<BR>
He's so strong in the Force!<BR>
Do your Jedi Diploma course!<BR>
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You must be here to see Y.O.D.A<BR>
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A<BR>
Don't just stand in the rain!<BR>
You're all covered with mud!<BR>
come and sample my homemade crud!<BR>
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OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't<BR>
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his<BR>
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha<BR>
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*<BR>
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be<BR>
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be<BR>
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you<BR>
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*<BR>
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You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A<BR>
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A<BR>
You should stay here and train!<BR>
You don't have to save Han!<BR>
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!<BR>
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You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.<BR>
(repeat and fade).<BR>

	
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