Fine Art Prints
Little Known GM Labor Union Requests
More skin on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Summers off with pay, like the schoolteachers get.
10% discount at local Honda dealer.
Bidets in the men's room. Hey, even manly men like to be fresh and clean!
Mahogany stir sticks for the gin & tonic dispenser.
Worker's comp for really wicked hangovers.
Second cookie and glass of milk before nap time.
Each line worker allowed 3 random acts of sabotage annually.
"Casual Sex Fridays"
Just for fun, every tenth car gets an inflatable doll in place of the air bag.
and the top request...
More hugs, dammit!