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Conversation between Room Service and guest in Asian Hotel. Read Aloud for maximum entertainment
Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Rye . . . Ruin sorbees . . . morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh . . . yes . . . I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What??
RS: Ow July den? . . . pry, boy, pooch?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem . . . crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS : Hokay. An San tos?
G: What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what "judo one toes" means.
RS: Toes! toes! . . . why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No . . . just put the bother on the side. RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter . . . just put it on the side. RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy . . . tea . . . mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy . . . rye??
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G : You're welcome.