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Conversation between Room Service and guest in Asian Hotel. Read Aloud for maximum entertainment

Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees.

Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye . . . Ruin sorbees . . . morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??

G: Uh . . . yes . . . I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?

G: What??

RS: Ow July den? . . . pry, boy, pooch?

G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee bayhcem . . . crease?

G: Crisp will be fine.

RS : Hokay. An San tos?

G: What?

RS: San tos. July San tos?

G: I don't think so.

RS: No? Judo one toes??

G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what "judo one toes" means.

RS: Toes! toes! . . . why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?

G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?

G: No . . . just put the bother on the side. RS: Wad?

G: I mean butter . . . just put it on the side. RS: Copy?

G: Sorry?

RS: Copy . . . tea . . . mill?

G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy . . . rye??

G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.

G : You're welcome.


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