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There was this farmer who had three lovely daughters. He wanted them to marry men who would do anything for them, so he came up with a test. One morning he took all 3 of his daughters out back to the barn. When they got there, there were 3 handsome young men waiting. The farmer walked up to the first man and said "If you fuck my cow back there you can choose any one of my daughters you like, to marry".
The first man quickly replied.."No way man, there not even that pretty", he then left.
The farmer walked up to the next man and offered him the same deal.."If you fuck my cow back there, you can choose anyone of my daughters you like, to marry".
The second man replied "Well i dont know.....oh...Naaaaaa". and he too left.
The farmer then walked up to the third and final man and offered him the same deal he gave the other 2.."ok..If you fuck my cow back there, you can choose anyone of my daughters you like, to marry".
The third man thought for a moment then answered.."Well I guess. Why not"
So the man goes in the back and fucks the farmers cow. When he returns the farmer asks..."So which one of my daughters would you like?"
The man answers with...."Screw your daughters how much for the cow!"